Truly scary film.
The gore? Nope. The bad acting.
They made a Saw V?
Okay, now you guys are just getting lazy. It’s one thing to prey on people’s inherent desire to see some crazy torture (hey, it’s the same reason people slow down at car crashes in hopes of catching a glimpse of a dismembered limb), but it’s another to weave a porous plot and horrible acting around a bunch of traps that are unimaginative, to say the least. I knew it would be bad. It averages 2 stars on Netflix. And everything gets at least three stars on Netflix, since your vote counts just as much as the inbred in Appalachia who thinks Larry the Cable Guy is the funniest thing since straight teeth came along.
I digress. You shouldn’t watch it. It’s bad. But, you will because, like me, you want to see some weird elaborate contraption tear someone’s legs off. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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